Melanie B - Hot

Could this possibly be the best album called Hot by someone pretending that their surname was just the letter B?

No, that would be this copy of Turn The Dark Off by Howie B that I just biroed the word 'Hot' onto.

"Oh. It's so hot. So... hot. So hot that I have to stand under this rather contrived shower that appears to be in the middle of nowhere in order to cool down. So hot that I've had to put myself on a very small leash for some reason."

Melanie B really got the wrong end of the stick with naming herself. She went from Mel B, a shortened form of one name and an initial, to Melanie B, a full name and an initial. At the same time, Jennifer Lopez was taking a massive leap in the opposite direction, becoming J Lo, one initial and a shortened form of her surname. It's no wonder Melanie B was a relative failure when she was cursed with naming skills like that.

Here are some other names that would have been vastly superior: The Mellanator 9000; The Beeinator 9000; The Mel B-inator 9000.

The list is virtually endless.