Wednesday 3 January 2007

The Kooks - Inside In/Inside Out

I guess I have to do The Kooks at some point. I may as well get it over with.

Name: The Kooks - shit.

Album title: Inside In/Inside Out - shit.

The band's appearance: Shit.

The band's music: Shit.

The singer's pronunciation: If shit were shitter than it actually is, I might consider using the word 'shit' here, but shit just isn't shit enough to describe how shit the singer's pronunciation is. Words can not describe. It's like the most unnecessary speech impediment ever and it's like he's doing it on purpose.

Quite literally the only thing that I can say in this record's defence is that there's a song called 'Jackie Big Tits'. That's a shit title for a song, but at least it's a little bit weird and therefore of tangential interest for about two seconds.

Inside In/Inside Out by The Kooks: Uniformly shit and boring except for one song title, which is shit and a bit weird.

Note to The Kooks publicist: You can use that quote for free.

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