Akon - Konvicted

That's right. It's yet another artist who thinks that Ks are cooler than Cs. Well I've got news for you, Mr Akon: 'Cool' starts with a C, except for Kool of Gang fame - he doesn't start with a C.

Akon has a bit of a weird name, plus he did that song where the vocals were all high-pitched, so he's quite memorable. In order to offset this, he's gone for the most anodyne, forgettable song titles ever committed to an inlay. Konvicted includes such gems as 'Blown Away', 'I Wanna Love You', 'Rain', 'Never Took The Time', 'I Can't Wait', 'Once In A While' and 'Don't Matter'.

R&B really is the most boring of all the music genres, these days.