Scissor Sisters - Ta-Dah!

The Scissor Sisters all have ridiculous names. One's called Babydaddy - that's probably the worst of them. I won't bother naming the others. If you don't know, you get the idea from 'Babydaddy' don't you?

The main guy's got really intense, mad, staring eyes. He kind of looks like Damien Martyn who used to play cricket for Australia, only Damien Martyn was marginally less sinister and didn't dance like your mum.

Then there's a woman and two other guys who are fairly unmemorable, but fit the whole Scissor Sisters schtick. Then there's this guy who looks like he works in the kebab house. I love him. Burly guy. Beard. Kind of bored-looking.

There's a song on Ta-Dah! called 'Land of a Thousand Words'. Usually when there's a land-of-a-thousand-somethings, a thousand is a lot. Not with words though. A thousand's nowhere near enough to sustain a decent system of communication. I'm not sure whether this song title's (a) clever or (b) stupid.