Showing posts with label Akon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Akon. Show all posts

Wednesday, 27 June 2007

Akon - Trouble

Akon's not got a vest on.

This is clearly a variant on the old 'feeling the benefit' of only using your coat when necessary.

Akon has clearly become a bit cold. In order to combat this, he has stripped off his clothing and removed himself to an even colder place for a short period.

When he returns to the warmer environment, he will redress and consequently 'feel the benefit'.

Sunday, 10 December 2006

Akon - Konvicted

That's right. It's yet another artist who thinks that Ks are cooler than Cs. Well I've got news for you, Mr Akon: 'Cool' starts with a C, except for Kool of Gang fame - he doesn't start with a C.

Akon has a bit of a weird name, plus he did that song where the vocals were all high-pitched, so he's quite memorable. In order to offset this, he's gone for the most anodyne, forgettable song titles ever committed to an inlay. Konvicted includes such gems as 'Blown Away', 'I Wanna Love You', 'Rain', 'Never Took The Time', 'I Can't Wait', 'Once In A While' and 'Don't Matter'.

R&B really is the most boring of all the music genres, these days.