Magnum - Princess Alice and the Broken Arrow

Brilliant. Magnum's back and he's making records.

For those that don't know, Magnum was a private investigator on Hawaii in the 1980s. He was real, as far as I remember and certainly not a fictional character in a faintly ridiculous TV show.

So now he's back and rather than continue his playboy lifestyle where he drove around in a Ferrari and had all the Hawaiian shirts he could ever wish to eat, he's instead making rock music.

So what's the music like, you ask? Who cares, I respond. Since when has anything ever been better than gorging on Hawaiian shirts. Name one thing - one single thing - better than going up to a wardrobe, selecting a lurid, flowery shirt and then eating it. You can't do it, can you? Eating Hawaiian shirts is the most fun a man can have and Magnum's thrown that away in favour of making a record with a fox in clothes on the cover.