Wednesday 18 April 2007

Various Artists - Saturday Night Fever

Come on everybody. Do the pointing dance!

Yeah, they were great days when you could be cool through the simple method of repeatedly and rhythmically pointing. Point up. Point down. Point up. Point down. Point up and hold the point. Even I can do that.

Look at you. I can see you're raring to go just reading about it. You want to travel to Disco Mountain. Let's go! Let's go to Disco Mountain! Put on your Boogie Shoes and let's climb Disco Mountain!

I hope there are monkeys on Disco Mountain. The Saturday Night Fever soundtrack gives no clear indication as to whether there are or not. Imagine you're atop a mountain doing the pointing dance and each of your points has a target. Imagine! Each dynamite point is directed right at a monkey. Brilliant!

In response, the monkeys do a Calypso Breakdown and then point right back at you.

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