Stefy - The Orange Album

Steffi Graf, tired of permitting her bald, midget husband, Andre Agassi, all the limelight has roared back into the public consciousness.

No veterans' tennis for Steffi. No no no. She's signed a lucrative contract with mobile phone provider, Orange and released an album of sure-fire hits. What? Eh? Oh.

Turns out they're some band from Orange County in California or 'the OC' as you might have it (if you're the kind of person who likes to feel their Sundays drifting away from them with an almost tangible whiff of pointlessness).