Monday 30 April 2007

Senses Fail - Let It Enfold You

Let what enfold you? You don't expect me to accede on such scant information do you?

Let's look at the evidence contained on this album and judge Senses Fail's intentions accordingly.

Track one, 'Tie Her Down'. This is not promising. Perhaps 'her' is a pink and purple wisteria which needs securing against a trellis.

Track five, 'Bite To Break Skin'. Another stumbling block. I guess it could be roast chicken skin or even the skin of an apple or tomato or something. Let's not jump to conclusions about Senses Fail. Let's not jump to conculusions about EVIL Senses Fail.

Track 11, 'The Irony Of Dying On Your Birthday'. Dyeing hair? The spelling doesn't really support this and I'm loathe to dismiss spelling as a good barometer of a person.

Track eight, 'Choke On This'. Track three 'You're Cute When You Scream'. Track 12 'Angela Baker And My Obsession With Fire'.

Case dismissed!

Things I wouldn't mind being enfolded by:

A duvet

Things I would mind being enfolded by:


A kraken

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Trying to judge an album by the names of its songs is ridiculous. You do that to any album and the results will come out appearing like the album is a piece of crap. This review is stupid and not even close to witty. Fail.