Deep Purple - The Platinum Collection

I see that platinum's the best substance there is now. Better than gold. Better than diamonds. Better even than cheese.

Some idiot cricketers self-applied the nickname 'The Platinum Club' once, instantly making themselves look like dicks.

It's a bit more excusable in the world of rock, where a platinum record at least means something and pretty much everyone's a dick already. It's still lazy naming though.

Here are some other suggestions as to what this album could have been called:

The Deepinator 9000
The Purpinator 9000

The list's virtually endless.