Why not go anywhere in the whole wide world other than Aberdeen. Travis are to headline this year's free Hogmanay celebrations there.
What is it with this band? Why must they so consistently victimise cheapskates?
At least when you had to pay for their records and gigs you knew you were safe. Now they could turn up anywhere.
Stay in your homes. Don't risk going to Tesco. You might get 'Why Does It Always Rain On Me?'-ed in the booze aisle.
What a fucking rip-off!
'My Eyes' will be given away free with next weekend's Mail on Sunday, along with several of their 'greatest hits'.
The only way I'll be getting the Mail on Sunday next weekend is if Travis are giving away their actual eyes.
Now that's harsh. Their instruments then. I'll buy the Mail on Sunday if Travis give away one of their instruments with each copy. But only because there's a minuscule chance that they'll sell fewer than five copies that day, thus enabling Travis to continue making music in some form.