Ja Rule has a bit of a go at pointing

No, Ja. Extend the finger. No-one can distinguish the subject of your point.

Ja Rule loses a finger

Presumably. It's the only explanation I can come up with for this:



He's lost his vest as well, poor mite.

50 Cent's shit at hats too

And you thought Lloyd Banks was an amateur hat-wearer.


You fucking novice. You're already wearing one hat. Hopefully you'll at least learn from your mistake.


Unbelievable. At least the one underneath doesn't have a front and back to further highlight his incomptence.

Nas has a go at hats

Nas is shit at it too.



Why can no-one wear a pissing hat any more? It's a really, really straightforward act.

Lloyd Banks - really quite amazingly shit at wearing hats

Wearing hats is easy, you'd think. You just put the damn thing on your head and point it in the right direction. Job done.

Lloyd Banks hasn't mastered it though. He's shit at wearing hats.

Pointing the wrong way. He's not the first to make that mistake. If he studies the performances of more skilled hat-wearers, he can overcome this.


Perched too high and toppling over as a consequence. More force is required during the initial application of the hat.


Oh for fuck's sake.

Why P Diddy's not as cool as he thinks he is

Too big to be a shoe and too big to be a phone too, for that matter.

Plus, you'll get dog shit on your face.

Placebo lose drummer

He's probably at the airport. You always lose something there.

Either that or the rest of the band are looking at the spot where they expect the drummer to be, but for some reason that spot's about three inches to one side of where he actually is.

That's how we always lose things. They're always pretty much exactly where we thought they were, only for some reason we can't see them.

Unmarried lead singer, Brian Molko, said: "Being in a band is very much like being in a marriage. People can grow apart over the years."

It is rumoured that Placebo's drummer had a name, but that is, as yet, unconfirmed.